$20 and a Laptop for Whoever Slashed My Tires

Posted: 2009-05-05

To whoever fucked my bike tires yesterday (Monday, May 4th), i will give you $20 and a low-end laptop to come forward and claim responsibility (publicly or privately), and i will take no action against you (and make sure nobody else does on my behalf).
To everyone else, please help me by sharing this so that hopefully whoever did it will see this and contact me.
I don't know if i was targeted or not. I locked my bike against the railing in front of the school, and when i came back, both my tires were popped. Since i don't drive, biking is my main mean of transporation. Needless to say, i was a little miffed.
Thanks everyone.